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I sold my soul to the CCP Be my guest, my ghost of its former self said to me Just like Ebenezer Scrooge Except he had three My soul is worth more today Than the price of a nation When I factor inflation My soul today Is worth more Than all the tea in China My soul my soul I miss my soul I want to buy it back I looked inside a mango All I saw was more mango No inflation I will trade my soul for more mango next time First, I must call the CCP I understand their refund policy Restores my soul to me All I need to do Is give them three more All I need to do Is give them souls From you And you And you Three for one Talk about inflation =L=