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The problem with crossing guards Is their limited vocabulary Also, children are slow Could be the books that they carry A gentle pat on their saddle A gentle pat with a paddle Would speed things along Except some people think it’s wrong And I would agree To smack a behind with a paddle that says, Stop When it should say, Go Is disingenuous, I know =L=